​the patient Exhibits seemingly normal behavior yet has committed the most heinous acts against her own family. The client is considered an extreme flight risk and a danger to all Staff. All Staff, please approach with caution.

The client Statement should give you a clue about her mental state: PLEASE READ CAREFULLY.”

Hi, I’m Cecily formiy on psychotic i decided a new change of pace. I’m new here at intoxicating. I got transferred from a maximum security women’s prison up north, where I was doing a little time for “the incident.” But they decided I’m more of a psycho than a criminal, I guess, so here I am, in a place where I can talk about my life stories and all your fantasies, too!

I used to have a nice little family. Tall, handsome husband, 3 cute little kids… then something happened. I’m not sure what. I was reading a book about this crazy bitch that poisoned her husband and killed her kids, and something inside me snapped! For months, I had visions of how I would kill my husband and all of my sweet little kids. My husband was easy… he had turned into a sexless pain in my ass. One night, I got a babysitter and made a nice dinner. I lit some candles and put on the hottest little dress I own. I flirted with him and teased him all during dinner. When we had finished eating, I took his hand and led him into the living room. I think that’s when the Cyanide started to kick in. It was quite amazing to watch… He grabbed his stomach, looking at me, all confused. Then, this nasty white foam started coming from his mouth… All that choking and gurgling.. then, before I knew it, he was dead on the floor, looking up at me. I closed his eyelids; it grossed me out him looking at me that way if you know what I mean. Within a few days (after the funeral and such), I came up with a fabulous plan to kill all my children at the same time. I didn’t want any jealousy about who got to die first; you know how kids are… We had a picnic at the park up on the mountain. As we left, I stopped the car and drove to the mountain’s edge. I kissed all my babies and told them, “Mommy loves you!” I slipped the car in neutral, stepped out, and waved as they went over the cliff, screaming and calling my name. I think I came when the car hit the bottom and exploded! FUCK! that was hot! So, did I tell you I’m single? A widow… Do you have any kids, baby?

Plan of care:

Discuss and analyze the deviant behaviors of this loving, caring mother. Get to the root of the disturbing behaviors exhibited by this patient. Ireland loved her family but suffered a psychotic break from reality. At times, she will speak to family members who are not present lovingly. Encourage this behavior and provide her with dolls as substitutes. Although, on occasion, she has burned and mutilated the dolls, this is just a cry for help. The Phone Sex Therapy seems to provide her with a much-needed connection to the outside world.

Notes and evaluation by Dr. Dru 05-10-09 Purrfectly Psychotic Institution for the Insane Phone Sex Girls.